Season
Episode
- Episode 1: The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement
- Episode 2: Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey
- Episode 3: Mime Riot
- Episode 4: The Illiterate Merderer
- Episode 5: The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?
- Episode 6: Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes
- Episode 7: Siri Shows Her Boobs
- Episode 8: A Man for All Flu Seasons
- Episode 9: Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3
- Episode 10: What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad
- Episode 11: Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi
- Episode 12: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!
- Episode 13: The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament
- Episode 14: What the Butler Smelled
- Episode 15: Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More
- Episode 16: Armageddon Comes to Quiznos
- Episode 17: Return to A-Hole Acres
- Episode 18: It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet
- Episode 19: Miracle Whip on 34th Street
- Episode 20: The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!
- Episode 21: Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle
- Episode 22: Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah
- Episode 23: The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings
- Episode 24: Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve
- Episode 25: May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended
- Episode 26: Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old
- Episode 27: Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude
- Episode 28: Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!
- Episode 29: Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y
- Episode 30: The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes
- Episode 31: The Mime Whisperer
- Episode 32: The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar
- Episode 33: The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day
- Episode 34: Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove
- Episode 35: This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network
- Episode 36: The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College
- Episode 37: The Bourne Again Ultimatum
- Episode 38: Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!
- Episode 39: We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.
- Episode 40: A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies
- Episode 41: The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks
- Episode 42: The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz
- Episode 43: Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas
- Episode 44: The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine
- Episode 45: "High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher
- Episode 46: The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon
- Episode 47: Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World
- Episode 48: Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy
- Episode 49: The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid
- Episode 50: Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight
- Episode 51: Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain
- Episode 52: The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo
- Episode 53: Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric
- Episode 54: Annie, Get Your Glock
- Episode 55: Death Wish 6: Natural Causes
- Episode 56: The Douche Who Lost His Bag
- Episode 57: Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues
- Episode 58: If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck
- Episode 59: Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times
- Episode 60: Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van
- Episode 61: Bridesmaids Revisited
- Episode 62: The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April
- Episode 63: She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not
- Episode 64: Honey, I Shrunk the Show
- Episode 65: The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion
- Episode 66: El Episodio Con El Título Español
- Episode 67: Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra
- Episode 68: That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong
- Episode 69: The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows
- Episode 70: Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's
- Episode 71: Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.
- Episode 72: Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™
- Episode 73: The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx
- Episode 74: Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.
- Episode 75: Flash Mob on the Bounty
- Episode 76: Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?
- Episode 77: How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.
- Episode 78: The Bourne Thingamajigee
- Episode 79: The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)
- Episode 80: Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five
- Episode 81: Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local
- Episode 82: I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags
- Episode 83: How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?
- Episode 84: I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie
- Episode 85: What are you Doing With My Freak On?
- Episode 86: The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue
- Episode 87: Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?
- Episode 88: Table for Two, Said the Fatman
- Episode 89: Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!
- Episode 90: You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown
- Episode 91: The Thingy of Finite Imagination
- Episode 92: Episode 257: Literally
- Episode 93: The Channing Tatum Ultimatum
- Episode 94: This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction
- Episode 95: The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money
- Episode 96: The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It
- Episode 97: The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?
- Episode 98: My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!
- Episode 99: E-vite to a Murder
- Episode 100: And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"
- Episode 101: The Devil in the White Suburb
- Episode 102: The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke
- Episode 103: The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!
- Episode 104: Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris
- Episode 105: Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?
- Episode 106: The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store
- Episode 107: A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon
- Episode 108: Godzilla vs. The Board of Education
- Episode 109: The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó
- Episode 110: John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen
- Episode 111: Puss in Ugg Boots
- Episode 112: Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly
- Episode 113: Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference
- Episode 114: Martin Short Meets Justin Long
- Episode 115: Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown
- Episode 116: The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery
- Episode 117: Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol
- Episode 118: Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God
- Episode 119: Something, Something Japanese
- Episode 120: Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory
- Episode 121: Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany
- Episode 122: The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully
- Episode 123: Audit at Fiscal Point
- Episode 124: Understatement in Hyperbole Town
- Episode 125: The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons
- Episode 126: The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen
- Episode 127: Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number
- Episode 128: The Land That Time Totally Blanked On
- Episode 129: Are You There God? It's Me, Murder
- Episode 130: Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!
- Episode 131: The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp
- Episode 132: The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread
- Episode 133: The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar
- Episode 134: Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time
- Episode 135: The Murder of Steve Victim
- Episode 136: The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo
- Episode 137: Green Eggs and Jon Hamm
- Episode 138: One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)
- Episode 139: The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy
- Episode 140: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India
- Episode 141: The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer
- Episode 142: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation
- Episode 143: Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening
- Episode 144: The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row
- Episode 145: Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight
- Episode 146: Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard
- Episode 147: Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts
- Episode 148: The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism
- Episode 149: The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath
- Episode 150: License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop
- Episode 151: Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest
- Episode 152: Love Potion Number MGD 64
- Episode 153: Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain
- Episode 154: Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia
- Episode 155: There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder
- Episode 156: Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo
- Episode 157: When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent
- Episode 158: A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan
- Episode 159: Part Four 6: Part Twelve
- Episode 160: Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker
- Episode 161: Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee
- Episode 162: The AARP Guide to Sexting
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